You know honey, That Al-Qaida guy really makes sense. I think we should convert to Islam. I mean, they’re just going to keep attacking us if we don’t, and maybe they’ll leave us alone if we do. And 1400 years of history aside, I seriously doubt they’d go to war with another Muslim country, so maybe the best thing for America is just to do what they say. Let’s support our country by being the first to convert, and help others follow our lead. Can’t we all just get along?
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And by the way, dear, I’m going to need you to wear this, quit your job, and stop driving the car…
Oh how she would love it if I told her to quit driving (no joking). She deosn’t drive much, and half the time when she does, she complains that I should be going with her and doing her driving. She doesn’t much like driving.
Ditto on the job.
The burqa, though, don’t see that happening.