From the Onion
Bush Posts Classified Ad For 90,000 Troops
WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to relieve the burden on his overextended armed forces in Iraq, President Bush placed a four-line classified ad in the Monday edition of 75 U.S. newspapers. “WANTED: motivated, dedicated, obedient people looking for career in growing field of nation liberation,” the ad read. “90,000 jobs avail. F/T days, nights, weekends. No exp. necessary. Will train. Arabic a plus. Starter pay, solid bnfts.” To further boost military enlistment rates, Bush plans to post the job offer at employment offices in 300 cities across the country.
Oughta be something in that blurb like… Attractive job sites such as Abu Graib, Bosnia, South Korea, and other UN locations. Interviews being conducted now at hundreds of isolated, God-forsaken worldwide centers. See your military recruiter today!