Via Email forward: Father-Daughter Talk A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat and was for distribution of all wealth. She…
Is this your work day?
A fun animated Gif Picture file, but annoying to see all the time, so click below to see it:
De-Motivation (10)
I haven’t done one of these for a while, so I think it’s time for another:
News in Brief
From The Onion: Noisy Upstairs Neighbors Wake Man At 3 P.M. SAN LUIS OBISPO, CA—The inconsiderate residents of the apartment above Jim Bracker, 23, woke him from a sound slumber several minutes before 3 p.m. Monday. “Christ, quit with the…
News in Breif
From The Onion: 7-Year-Old Loses Respect For Shrek After Seeing Him In Burger King Commercial KANSAS CITY, MO—Cale Parnell, 7, said Monday that he no longer holds Shrek in high regard, ever since the green ogre started appearing in TV…
News In Brief
From Wednesday’s The Onion: Architect Asks Self How Le Corbusier Would Have Designed This Strip Mall TOPEKA, KS—Architect Curtis Winter, designer of the planned Fox Plaza strip mall in downtown Topeka, found himself wondering Monday how influential 20th-century architect Le…
The Ant & The Grasshopper
From who knows where (I found it via The Flannel Avenger): OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool…
I(‘m) Like Texas!
You’re Texas! You aren’t really much of your own person, but everyone around you wishes you’d go away, so you might as well be independent. You’re sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power.…
News in Brief
From The Onion: New Alternative-Fuel SUV Will Deplete World’s Hydrogen By 2070 DETROIT—Ford announced a Sept. 3 rollout date for its new Ford Foresight, a hydrogen-powered SUV that, if it reaches sales projections, will deplete the earth’s supply of hydrogen…
News in Brief
From The Onion: Leno’s Voicemail Message Pauses For Laughter LOS ANGELES—Tonight Show host Jay Leno’s home outgoing voicemail message stops briefly to allow for audience laughter, sources reported Monday. “You have reached the home of Mavis and Jay Leno, and…
No Fire for Me
I’ve joined the Ruminator in excaping damnation. Now, I take this very lightly, I don’t believe in purgatory, or in different levels of hell (if you have scriptural evidence that shows I’m wrong, I welcome it). Purgatory denies the completed…
Moore Crap
From Strange Cosmos
News in Brief
From the Onion Bush Posts Classified Ad For 90,000 Troops WASHINGTON, DC—In an effort to relieve the burden on his overextended armed forces in Iraq, President Bush placed a four-line classified ad in the Monday edition of 75 U.S. newspapers.…