From The Onion: OMAHA, NE—In spite of a vocal Democratic following among the 16-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter demographics, Republicans managed to retain a slim majority in the Sanderson family, front-door exit polls revealed Monday. “Fortunately, strong Republican support among…
Mouse Hunter
This is why I’m a cat person:
Even Good Guys Have Bad Days
From The Onion: Transformer Refuses To Change BackInto Volkswagen CYBERTRON—Following an intense battle with Megatron and his evil Decepticons Monday, former robot-in-disguise Bumblebee refused to revert to his natural state as a yellow Volkswagen Beetle. “I hid my existence in…
Sometimes Radio Says it Best
This morning on the way to work, I had a local Granite City radio talk show on. They were having a contest to see who could come up with the best slogan for Granite City. One of the radio guys…
Murphy’s Law
The number of red lights you encounter is directly proportional to how late you are running.
Fun with Acronyms
Here’s an email conversation I had with a friend. I thought it was kinda funny, so I decided to post it here. Me: A friend recommends a page from The Onion Friend: [Upon reading page from The onion] This is…
Great Salesmanship
Does this make you want to buy a car? I didn’t really want to get a new C3500 Silverado Pickup – even with all the repaires I’ve had to make to my pickup, but then I saw this three story…
Kids and Oct. 31
Call me whatever you want: anti-social, uptight, ignorant, Christian Fanatic, whatever; I am no fan of Halloween. The occultic roots and influence are far deeper than most people think. Someone once said “asking a Christian to celebrate Halloween is like…