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From The Onion: Teen Learns The Negligible Value Of A Dollar ASHLAND, WI—After earning $5 for mowing his family’s half-acre lawn, 13-year-old Andrew Mink learned the negligible value of a dollar at the town’s sporting-goods store Sunday. “Pops dropped me…

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From The Onion: Leftover Christmas Billboard Stirs Seasonally Inappropriate Emotion ST. LOUIS—Local architect Steve Burillo felt a momentary flush of seasonally incongruous holiday spirit Tuesday when he saw a Christmas-themed billboard on South Broadway. “The sign was advertising the St.…

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